June #InkRipples: Word Vomit…er, I mean Blurbs
Blurb. “Excuse you.” The word itself sounds a bit like word vomit, doesn’t it? Blurb. “Are you feeling all right? Can I get you something?” Most of the time that’s exactly how I feel about the blurbs I write. They are word vomit. At least in the beginning. Imagine you just redecorated your living room. New flooring, paint, furniture, clever accent pieces, and a kick-ass color scheme that makes people stop in their tracks. Your mother walks in. Her eyebrows arch and she does a slow spin on her sensible 1 ½ inch pump heel. “Whhhhaaaaatttt? How on earth did you pull off puce as an accent color in here? So unexpected.” You immediately dive into an explanation that includes all the detailed thought that went into the design. Including the colors that didn’t work, how you chose just the right accent pieces, and how varying the height of each puce piece was really crucial. You grin and look around the room and then realize your mother has already left for lunch. Too m...